Humor Alert: The world’s fastest karate expert joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself…..My cousin considered becoming an atheist. Then he found out that atheists have no holidays. (more)

Willie said: I’ve got the MIDAS TOUCH—everything I touch turns to mufflers

Why don’t blind people skydive?    A. it scares their dogs

A Texas oil man went to his dentist.

Dentist: You have no cavities

Man: Drill any way, I feel lucky.

-most from Henny Youngman

 

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