Don’t Expect Foolish Prayers To Be Answered


1. God, I am lost and living in sin but I would like for You to treat me like one of your obedient children. I need your help and blessings right now. I want it both ways. . . my sin and your answers to prayer.

2. Give me an unsaved spouse that doesn’t obey God or respect man’s law but will respect and honor me.

3. Let there be world peace before Jesus returns. (Matt 24.4-14).

4. Give me an unsaved spouse who lies to others but will  be honest with me.

5. Give me a beer head or bar queen spouse who will treat me right.

 The Bible says to seek God first and His righteous and all these things will be given to us. (Matt 6.33).

About FredKerr

Bible teacher, M.Div, exercising, pizza, herbal tea, eating out with wife and friends, plants, classic Scripture choruses, hymns, variations of Canon D by Pachabel, clean jokes
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